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This is what the Internet is for. 🔊 (by Mike Diva)
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I’m at karstaag-reborn now. This account is dead. Thanks, Yahoo.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
They understand it. They do NOT care.
No one who gets paid by Fox News has ever talked to a black person. They just open that door for you when you approach.
teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing
oh my gd
I have like -$60 and I will STILL find a way to send money to the Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary in Mt. Juliet, Tennessee.
I know it’s in the South. That’s okay. It’s the ONE GOOD THING Tennessee has done for the world in the last 220 years.
…I mean, okay, aside from Nashville. I guess.
(The funny thing, it’s not like I’ve professionally vetted this place or anything. It could be completely fake. It could be a money laundering scheme by the Russian mob. I have no idea. But they post pictures of old blind dogs being happy in the sunshine, and I’m too busy trying to figure out how to send them my social security number to think.)
(I’m pretty sure they’re a real place. All I’m saying is, Russian mob, you might want to take notes.)
So it’s “ice cream,” but “iced tea.”
The world is an asylum and we are all inmates.
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